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boring.. By: P3X80v. on 27 Jan 10, 11:54:34 boring..
LOL STOP AND READ ... By: SunGuardian5. on 29 Dec 09, 23:32:08 LOL STOP AND READ THE SUGGESTIONS FTW
Hot midget on ... By: KrunchyTaterChips. on 29 Dec 09, 02:39:57 Hot midget on midget action movie tiny versions of bruce wilis and shia labuff fucking under crumbled bridge
I apologize, I just ... By: dasschleg. on 21 Dec 09, 05:42:37 I apologize, I just assumed that everyone would know how to read what is on the screen. That is the only plausible way someone could not understand this video. Once again, my apologies.
thank you for ... By: joh04667. on 21 Dec 09, 03:45:04 thank you for judging me over the internet. you really got to me...ouch
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well the joke is ... By: Shika511. on 15 Dec 09, 11:01:28 well the joke is that cats the musical sucked but and instead of all the porn it says cats the musical. So.. yeah I though it was funny..
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No, those were the ... By: VenomKing666. on 11 Dec 09, 10:19:00 No, those were the RESULTS, not to mix with the popularity of the search.
did u read the ... By: usarules10. on 10 Dec 09, 02:08:47 did u read the other sugestions?
Those search ... By: Degu1. on 06 Dec 09, 05:13:26 Those search suggestions weren't in order of number searched sooo....yeaaah...
its a book. By: ShiiteMusic. on 06 Dec 09, 00:09:30 its a book.
"under 3 water" CH ... By: Tambourine101. on 04 Dec 09, 03:46:22 "under 3 water" CH fail :)
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type in "what are ... By: ServeTheBeaver. on 15 Nov 09, 20:16:05 type in "what are these strawberries'
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Here we demonstrate a short takeoff with the Zenith STOL CH750, powered by the Jabiru 3300 engine. Today's conditions: Density alt. 1950 ft.; wind about 8 mph; pilot and fuel weight: near 300 lbs.
every video by the ... By: CarnalDiafragma. on 12 Mar 10, 11:12:14 every video by the beastie boys is hilarious,they're geniusses omg
Beastie Boys videos ... By: VolcomerQc. on 12 Mar 10, 04:54:20 Beastie Boys videos are the best!
@kingmmm121190 lol ... By: koreadude. on 12 Mar 10, 02:41:23 @kingmmm121190 lol i like how the camera is filming the guys while they are walking on the sidewalk! lol the grandma part is hilarious toooooo! lol
Funny sh*t... ;)
... By: LipsLikeSugar78. on 11 Mar 10, 23:42:59 Funny sh*t... ;)
I imagine this is what it must feel like to be inside my boyfriend's head. lol.
I like that shoes ... By: tomigavin. on 11 Mar 10, 23:38:54 I like that shoes at 2:44
@koreadude Cause ... By: kingmmm121190. on 11 Mar 10, 23:34:27 @koreadude Cause the Beastie Boys are hilarious.
this music video is ... By: koreadude. on 11 Mar 10, 03:58:58 this music video is so random, its hilarious! lol
3.24 Guy who sat ... By: Caporai. on 11 Mar 10, 02:14:42 3.24 Guy who sat there waiting to get blown up must be Jethro - played by "get off my property" as you can see in the credits.
I don't know if he did say something due to this awesome music but I bet he shouted out those words he was nicknamed for b4 he got hit.
OMFG luv it :D By: DootsiChic. on 11 Mar 10, 01:42:11 OMFG luv it :D
said doc whats the ... By: EdGaR9558. on 09 Mar 10, 23:19:52 said doc whats the condition? im a man that's on a mission. Son you better listen stuck in your ___ is an electrition. ?
are you serious ... By: emzzdad. on 09 Mar 10, 21:12:13 are you serious gadget freaks? i got more skills as a rapper and incomparable skills as a lyricist then these lyrically lame cheezy crackers...I rally do..
@danrillema
same ... By: slipknot7563. on 07 Mar 10, 15:50:45 @danrillema
same here xD
intergalitic is AWESOME lol
first song i liked from beastie boys
that's one badass ... By: onedollarbill94. on 07 Mar 10, 05:53:13 that's one badass grandma ;~;
STAR TREK, ... By: FireNationVulcanSith. on 02 Mar 10, 08:11:42 STAR TREK, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
this was the first ... By: bellevueboi13. on 02 Mar 10, 03:00:03 this was the first song that got me into the beastie boys
if its 1 thing i ... By: TFrank61. on 02 Mar 10, 00:03:03 if its 1 thing i like about white people rapping is there lyrics r funna as hell
I remixed Beastie ... By: StingChameleonREMIX. on 01 Mar 10, 19:22:44 I remixed Beastie Boys with a Oldies song.
It's quite possibly one of the best BBoy remixes out there..I think they might even like it themselves.
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I like his British ... By: TheRecyclops. on 12 Mar 10, 03:16:16 I like his British accent combined with the sarcastic comments about Twilight. I also find it ironic how there's a Buffy poster in the background. :)
Hi I'm bella and ... By: TChudleigh. on 12 Mar 10, 01:20:46 Hi I'm bella and I'm shit in every way.
Perfect
FINALLY! A bearable ... By: SukaiUify. on 11 Mar 10, 19:41:48 FINALLY! A bearable way to listen about twilight :D
lawl
"ahh stuid ... By: kateekay95. on 10 Mar 10, 08:51:51 lawl
"ahh stuid girl!"
Excuse Meyer for ... By: juiceboxmob. on 10 Mar 10, 02:28:40 Excuse Meyer for her crappy writing skills. She can't help it.
that is the best ... By: orangeapples. on 09 Mar 10, 22:37:35 that is the best Jack of Diamonds I have ever seen.
hahaha it is crap i ... By: polarbear13000. on 09 Mar 10, 22:20:56 hahaha it is crap i swear the girls in my school would probably rip me to shreads if they heard me
He had a pic of ... By: marluxes. on 09 Mar 10, 19:54:43 He had a pic of Buffy the Vampire Slayer on his wall.
This makes me chuckle on multiple levels.
ha ha. i agree with ... By: bubblegumrox2468. on 09 Mar 10, 15:28:13 ha ha. i agree with ReillyDude and augustgirl515. lol. Twilight does sound better in a British accent and you would think there wouldn't be an empty seat to a gorgeous guy.
twilight with a ... By: ReillyDude. on 09 Mar 10, 13:28:10 twilight with a British accent at least sounds good, it's not good, but at least it sounds like it.
Hilarious xD By: soreangel. on 09 Mar 10, 03:06:22 Hilarious xD
Wow, Bella is ... By: augustgirl515. on 08 Mar 10, 22:12:03 Wow, Bella is really whiney. Also, sense everyone seems to think that Edward Cullen is gorgeous, why would there be an empty seat next to him? You would think the girls would be beating each other for it....
no, 5 only in the ... By: randomweevil. on 08 Mar 10, 18:16:20 no, 5 only in the school cafe.
hahahaha! this is ... By: AntiqueCafe1. on 08 Mar 10, 13:43:58 hahahaha! this is awesome.
bella is a wierdo...
This is the slowest ... By: reidhasguitar. on 08 Mar 10, 04:38:04 This is the slowest loading video I've ever seen.
Twilight was pretty ... By: reidhasguitar. on 08 Mar 10, 04:07:49 Twilight was pretty good, and the movie actually looked how i thought it would in my head. The rest of the books were good too. I don't like the glittery part, but nothing's ever perfect.
you are brilliant. By: The19Katherine. on 08 Mar 10, 03:07:58 you are brilliant.
twilight and the ... By: destijl1337. on 07 Mar 10, 23:58:38 twilight and the hype that surrounds it is pretty much a perfect example of why our society is goin down the shitter
weirrrd! I can't ... By: freeasabee. on 07 Mar 10, 22:40:25 weirrrd! I can't believe you saw it! I was so surpised when you facebooked me about it haha
"ooohh stupid girl" ... By: juliench1. on 07 Mar 10, 21:34:49 "ooohh stupid girl" lmao!!
I was mugged
what did he look like?
he was tall with bronze hair
awesome.
You're hilarious!!
Whatever. You have ... By: DiJone. on 07 Mar 10, 21:10:31 Whatever. You have terrible taste in literature if you consider Twilight the work of a great literary artist. Forgive the bluntness, but it's a statement of fact.
i read a lot of ... By: N3LLY101. on 07 Mar 10, 18:42:05 i read a lot of other books and i love them to so i dont just read twilight.
actually i read a ... By: N3LLY101. on 07 Mar 10, 18:40:04 actually i read a lot of other books that have nothing to do with twilight and i like most other books.
so im not one of those wierdos who just reads twilight and only twilight.
@randomweevil
that ... By: anace89. on 07 Mar 10, 18:08:33 @randomweevil
that is quite true :P
but I fucking love it, bloody well done, please do chapter 10!!!!!!
Adrian mole in ... By: Scapps91. on 07 Mar 10, 17:28:33 Adrian mole in prose XD
@Darkuser22 ummm u ... By: punisher70000000. on 07 Mar 10, 09:43:10 @Darkuser22 ummm u mean the esky dauphin?
Lol ok, ok that was ... By: thenomadrhodes. on 06 Mar 10, 21:40:26 Lol ok, ok that was fucking awesome.
lol..
why kill the ... By: bryancute16. on 06 Mar 10, 19:05:06 lol..
why kill the guys raising their hands because they are happy they will be saved at last?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 0: ... By: JuanKyThaKiLLeR. on 03 Mar 10, 23:41:44 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 0:45 lolz niice one xD
my mom said i can ... By: Darkuser22. on 28 Feb 10, 22:49:16 my mom said i can buy one of ur helicopters soon, the Electric Airwolf Helicopter RTf, the black one. cant wait :D
this guy had waaay ... By: beenthere888. on 28 Feb 10, 20:33:28 this guy had waaay too much fun with this
0:45 ... By: GuigoFs007. on 27 Feb 10, 14:24:13 0:45 lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i laffed at the ... By: zythepsarian. on 26 Feb 10, 19:39:20 i laffed at the chinook missile to the ground troops, cool vid
... By: leaerjet1981. on 25 Feb 10, 18:32:07 loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool lololololoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo xDDDDDD nice rescue :D
Great! Didn't know ... By: raicho20. on 25 Feb 10, 10:37:11 Great! Didn't know you were kidding! Your comment made me smile without any bad feelings. Sorry for saying that shoot yourself part. And your humor is really hard to understand in this text, but I suppose it's gonna make sense in real life! Have a great day too!
so was I ha ha ha By: MrDr650. on 24 Feb 10, 19:04:11 so was I ha ha ha
wow! im glad i have ... By: MrDr650. on 24 Feb 10, 19:03:06 wow! im glad i have a life and I don't take these you tube videos so serious. I knew it was a RC. duh! I guess my sense of humor does not translate well on these comment pages, but thats my fault. Also its not nice to tell people to shoot them selfs even if you are kidding around. Have a great day! no really have a great day!
Wow! You seem to ... By: raicho20. on 24 Feb 10, 14:18:03 Wow! You seem to take my comment seriouslly! Great! Now to break it to you: It says RC on top, this guy reviews RC's and he's respected (unlike you). It's very obvious it's RC! You're a dumb asshole! Oh and why don't you just go shoot yourself?
years of experince ... By: MrDr650. on 24 Feb 10, 13:54:28 years of experince i guess. thanks ;)
You're genious PAL! ... By: raicho20. on 24 Feb 10, 12:11:16 You're genious PAL! Now twll me how you figured out it's RC! BTW keep doing a great job helping people understand these are RC's!
Dear All,
I have ... By: applesweeter. on 22 Feb 10, 17:28:39 Dear All,
I have some questions about psychology:
(1) Why do we love to flying?
(2) Why do we enjoy to pilot RC aeroplanes?
(3) Why do we want to design and to build our own RC aeroplanes?
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE for your creative ideas and brainstorm!!! :)
I living in The ... By: DJMarsus. on 22 Feb 10, 13:38:42 I living in The Netherlands, then i can buy him '?
you dumb butt in ... By: 19SamMan98. on 21 Feb 10, 19:21:31 you dumb butt in the title it says"RC CH-46 Sea Knight MUSIC VIDEO! " yea rc ch-46
nice flying By: Sonny09La. on 21 Feb 10, 15:50:31 nice flying
It is ignorance. ... By: summergiles. on 11 Mar 10, 04:16:54 It is ignorance. That is exactly what it is.
See that is exactly ... By: summergiles. on 11 Mar 10, 04:15:20 See that is exactly my point. Thank you voice of reason @kolthas. The rest of these people should kill themselves.
People most often ... By: summergiles. on 11 Mar 10, 04:13:39 People most often refer to your mom as my epic mount but does that make it true? Ok well in this case yes, but you couldn't assume that unless you knew her history with me riding her everyday.
Yes people ... By: summergiles. on 11 Mar 10, 04:10:15 Yes people inaccurately refer to the USA as "America". I am not one of those people.
USA is an ... By: summergiles. on 11 Mar 10, 04:06:37 USA is an initialism for United States of AMERICA soooo... you have been updated. America is huge and includes a North America, Central America, and South America. So to say that "America" is the US is tantamount to saying "Europe" is France. This is an inaccurate statement for those of you who missed the point. I can almost guarantee people will not understand this and will argue for no reason. @iguessedwrong is one that will and your name is very fitting. /sigh
I like Canada... ... By: theavidmusician. on 11 Mar 10, 01:30:04 I like Canada... I'm American...
hey Dan Levy, Dan ... By: yemenohman. on 11 Mar 10, 00:39:07 hey Dan Levy, Dan Levy here
Wanna see one of ... By: jmmoore4. on 10 Mar 10, 22:28:39 Wanna see one of the sickest dance videos to ever hit YouTube??
Check out the FEATURED video on my page!
i love the fact ... By: smexySaurus. on 10 Mar 10, 20:18:51 i love the fact that everyones getting worked up over comedy, and what does the olympics have to do with anything? just stop arguing and enjoy the video, so what if canada one the olympics, is that really relavent?
ps. im canadian
you Americans cant ... By: erik55685. on 10 Mar 10, 18:23:34 you Americans cant think of anythign eles to do then make fun of a country thats clearly better than America, GO FUCK UR SELF YOUR DUMB FAGGOTS... by the KickenItOldSchool its spelt CANADA ...fuck face!!!
I honestly don't ... By: JakeChaos666. on 10 Mar 10, 17:28:05 I honestly don't understand what your getting at. you keep bringing up things about the hockey game and replying to my comments as if its hurting my feelings.
I'm canadian.
I wanted canada to win.
I made fun of you because your a moron and were quoting a facebook group. Thats it. I don't give a fuck about the hockey game, we won, good for us. Not good for you dumb shit.
HA, Dan Levy rocks! ... By: LetsGoEntertainment. on 10 Mar 10, 01:11:54 HA, Dan Levy rocks! I opened for him when he was in Utah a few years back. Really down to Earth guy.
you have a point. ... By: SkiingIsMyLife17. on 10 Mar 10, 00:11:25 you have a point. and i love how you automatically assume i'm stupid. and for your information, im not. oh hey, guess what my favourite sport is? hockey. sidney crosby is an amzing player... oh shoot. i'm sorry. touchy subject?
This guy is the ... By: TheNormalguy64. on 09 Mar 10, 19:53:04 This guy is the best after Baron Vaughn!
lol my name is ... By: levytheman95. on 07 Mar 10, 05:32:08 lol my name is daniel levy
still funny! By: psyshock918. on 07 Mar 10, 03:37:20 still funny!
Fuck you I love ... By: sledgehammerer1. on 06 Mar 10, 15:04:47 Fuck you I love vampires
Whatever bro ... By: KickenItOldSchool. on 06 Mar 10, 05:22:07 Whatever bro Canadia is gay as fuck
@KickenItOldSchool ... By: NoobTheShow24. on 06 Mar 10, 01:20:32 @KickenItOldSchool 1: It's called CANADA
2: America sux. NONE likes america except americans. Everyone likes canada except for america. Do you know why people like us? We're not douchebags. So that means you're a douchbag.
you douchbag
haha there's a ... By: popoyo99. on 05 Mar 10, 21:23:01 haha there's a bunch of jews in the front.
How are the ... By: animeboylives. on 05 Mar 10, 02:33:55 How are the Olympics gay? People trying to be named the best ___ isn't gay. Also it brings countries together, which, by your racism, show that you don't want that.
Get a sphere and ... By: animeboylives. on 05 Mar 10, 02:32:01 Get a sphere and show me the start.
Quit being an American douchebag.
Shut up fag Canadia ... By: KickenItOldSchool. on 05 Mar 10, 02:30:23 Shut up fag Canadia is gay as fuck and so are the Olympics
"I hate Lauren!... ... By: Rachy2049. on 12 Mar 10, 06:36:43 "I hate Lauren!...Who's Lauren?" :)
Why are the bitches ... By: venomsugar. on 11 Mar 10, 23:02:04 Why are the bitches in these things always called Lauren???! What's wrong with Lauren??? We're not all bitches!!! .... *chillls* :)
And I might be stealing your card idea...
lol, bella... ... By: alexinwonderland5393. on 11 Mar 10, 21:27:48 lol, bella... someone needs a happy meal...
sucking the air ... By: sophsonline. on 11 Mar 10, 18:11:10 sucking the air outtah the window, and the eatin toast cheerfully xD! So effin funny! Lol, watch some family guy or something.. best one so far! But what is up with the woman at the end? Was she actin??? :L
'I hate Lauren .... ... By: XxCassiaMariexX. on 11 Mar 10, 08:27:04 'I hate Lauren ......whos Lauren???' lmao XD hahahahahaaaaa
I love these videos ... By: littlebit8990. on 11 Mar 10, 04:59:01 I love these videos!!
That was great. I ... By: metaitachi. on 11 Mar 10, 03:49:35 That was great. I am now off to cheerily consume my breakfast.
"Fuckin' hell, she ... By: VeniceKahuna. on 11 Mar 10, 03:38:49 "Fuckin' hell, she needs to just cheer up and watch some Family Guy or something" haha Indeed.
If I ever get a ... By: PoetryInM0tion. on 11 Mar 10, 03:18:01 If I ever get a book published, I'm sending you a signed copy that reads: "READ ME AND RECORD IT". Brilliant video!
"ITS THE TITLE OF ... By: TwihardxoB. on 11 Mar 10, 01:24:15 "ITS THE TITLE OF THE BOOK!" XXD
Oh. Wow.
Still. ... By: blueamerican54. on 11 Mar 10, 01:00:59 Oh. Wow.
Still. I'm pretty sure she was baked.
fucking lauren
its ... By: music4life41. on 10 Mar 10, 23:32:21 fucking lauren
its a reference to weather...typical
Best one yett x By: onedreamxo. on 10 Mar 10, 22:33:53 Best one yett x
She looked like ... By: NuWave12. on 10 Mar 10, 22:10:43 She looked like something crawled inside her and got stuck.
LOVED the cheerily ... By: NuWave12. on 10 Mar 10, 22:08:38 LOVED the cheerily eating.:L
lol! you know that ... By: carebear1984. on 10 Mar 10, 19:00:56 lol! you know that once you finish this, you're going to have to make fun of the other 3 books.
She wasn't stoned ... By: PieceOfCake95. on 10 Mar 10, 18:47:57 She wasn't stoned xD She was Maureen Johnston xD
"I HATE LAUREN!
... By: ElzLovesMCR. on 10 Mar 10, 18:15:50 "I HATE LAUREN!
Who's Lauren?" :L :L :L
Well done, mate. ... By: blueamerican54. on 10 Mar 10, 12:50:33 Well done, mate. You brought yourself to do what no respectable gentleman can--
Actually READ Twilight.
And that stoned bird at the end... I laughed so hard.
Hahhahaha! You are ... By: ILuvFredRonandSnape. on 10 Mar 10, 05:06:10 Hahhahaha! You are so freakin funny!
"I guess you just grab some toast like *psh* YEAH!"
"I HATE LAUREN!!! Who is Lauren?!" lol XD
oh wow. Thanks so ... By: alyshaking. on 10 Mar 10, 05:04:18 oh wow. Thanks so much for that - I seriously needed a good laugh! They way you read it out makes it that much more entertaining!
ITS THE TITLE OF ... By: NOFXRules15. on 10 Mar 10, 04:32:14 ITS THE TITLE OF THE BOOK! oooh. thats what it means..it's a refrence to weather. hahaha
"Fucking Lauren man ... By: juiceboxmob. on 10 Mar 10, 03:00:06 "Fucking Lauren man. What the Fuck is Lauren... I hate Lauren. Who's Lauren??" xD
I just noticed the ... By: giving6. on 10 Mar 10, 01:53:22 I just noticed the harry potter collection behind him xD
bella should just ... By: JulietteV3. on 10 Mar 10, 01:02:13 bella should just go ahead an kill herself because she's always depressed... also, honestly, who the fuck is lauren???? I read the books and i don't remember there being a lauren. Is she even in the movie? Doubt it...
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From the soundtrack to Lars Von Trier's "Antichrist". Performed by Tuva Semmingsen & Barokksolistene, recorded in Kastelskirken in Copenhagen. No copyright infringement intended - the soundtrack is available for download here: zentropa.dk Check the rest of my videos for more Tuva
The film and also ... By: hiu1102. on 12 Mar 10, 01:53:00 The film and also the music choice is great! It's a very very personal film, only those who are like the artist will understand the meaning behind.
Luv this classic ... By: Rorokidul. on 07 Mar 10, 11:14:21 Luv this classic one. About film too bloody but really beauty.....
I stop to watched when her mastribution him then ejaculated with blod....too scary !!!!!
I have been looking ... By: seaportchild. on 04 Mar 10, 18:44:53 I have been looking for this song since I heard it. Thank you so much for posting it!
I thought this movie was one of the best films I've ever seen.
Brava Tuva!!!!
your ... By: MrAndrealisa. on 23 Feb 10, 07:02:02 Brava Tuva!!!!
your venetian pianist
Roberta
this movie is an ... By: kraxmalism. on 16 Feb 10, 23:53:24 this movie is an absolute cult !!! everything is perfect, plus, u dont really understand the message of the movie, it is good to reconcile that there was not one... but I enjoyed it, and still enjoy, Antichrist is in my blood...
No order in the ... By: spetsnaz5. on 16 Feb 10, 06:59:09 No order in the universe. Nothing is purely causal. Does a fox eating itself make sense? Of course not.
They laughed? ... By: spetsnaz5. on 16 Feb 10, 06:54:59 They laughed? Pretty weird. I generally watch artistic films by myself but I've been to the film forum in NYC and people laughed at strange times. My theory is that half the people who watch these films do so due to not for the films themselves but rather to perpetuate their artistic self image.
i personally lol'd ... By: damocaution. on 10 Feb 10, 23:11:15 i personally lol'd a bit when i saw it because i imagined tarkovsky saying 'uh....thanks?'
I think Kingdom is ... By: Sandemose. on 31 Jan 10, 00:22:15 I think Kingdom is his best work to date. It was made for danish television and its so good its not even funny. That dogma concept is really eirie, you can see the spin off effect in modern horror movies today.
Best, Sandemose
Thanks dude! Never ... By: Sandemose. on 31 Jan 10, 00:19:58 Thanks dude! Never thought of that :)
Best, Sandemose
they were probably ... By: EssieP. on 29 Jan 10, 22:45:25 they were probably thinking " I could have told you that!" (except in French, or something).
@donnie10855 Mine ... By: MickeyLove01. on 24 Jan 10, 12:29:50 @donnie10855 Mine wasn't though.....
@MickeyLove01
... By: donnie10855. on 23 Jan 10, 23:29:35 @MickeyLove01
It's a quote from the movie.
@donnie10855 A ... By: MickeyLove01. on 23 Jan 10, 20:51:38 @donnie10855 A woman secretly calling the police while you turn your back doesn't necessarilly mean that....
@MartinSlovakian ... By: DanielDayCorelli. on 21 Jan 10, 15:53:53 @MartinSlovakian probably for ignorance...
complementarity in ... By: Yrda1. on 18 Jan 10, 18:21:40 complementarity in a nutshell
I LOVE LOVE TRIER ... By: MartinSlovakian. on 17 Jan 10, 15:22:57 I LOVE LOVE TRIER AND TARKOVSKY IS THE BEST DIRECTOR IN MY OPINION. I just dont understand why people in Cannes laughted after seing the Tarkovsky s name in dedication...
An Ouroboros is a ... By: ncjunior23. on 02 Jan 10, 14:42:35 An Ouroboros is a clear symbol, not much else to say - in this case it´s clear. It´s Von Trier ;) No I didn´t meet him, but if you´ve seen any interviews, reporters keep asking what the point is of this movie, and he doesn´t now. A journalist was quite angry with him at the Cannes festival because Trier said he didn´t know. The hole film isn´t based on something logical, but a feeling, and that makes it incredible beautiful. There isn´t one true answer to this film, but many ..
well, i don´t think ... By: niggashot. on 02 Jan 10, 13:26:21 well, i don´t think there is a completely and utterly clear and unique interpretation, as you say it. or can you say for yourself, that you met van Trier and he told you everything he intended...?
I totally agree :-) By: ncjunior23. on 31 Dec 09, 20:20:38 I totally agree :-)
it´s a clear symbol ... By: ncjunior23. on 31 Dec 09, 20:19:47 it´s a clear symbol of Ouroboros. The Fox eating itself, and the bird being eaten by a bird.
if you actaully ... By: kaiwen85. on 28 Dec 09, 20:37:42 if you actaully read the satanic bible , you'll know that satanism is centered around nature. it is the impersonal dark force of nature.
"A crying woman is ... By: donnie10855. on 28 Dec 09, 19:56:19 "A crying woman is a scheming woman."
hey guys u didnt ... By: hafeeshbo. on 23 Dec 09, 16:24:12 hey guys u didnt understand what trier trying to proove.. he told the METAPHYSICS to us... if u dont know that watch andrei tarkovsky films you can understand that,, lars von trier is the foloower of andrei tarkovsky. this is the movie for a millenium and for eistence of human beings
Great masterpiece- ... By: Talsperre. on 21 Dec 09, 17:16:07 Great masterpiece- made by Trier !! Great Song
Looks to be monthly ... By: orangeapples. on 12 Mar 10, 10:46:35 Looks to be monthly. the vids are about the 20th or 21st.
And I don't think he's doing an accent. I believe that is just how he talks...
hahahaha exactly ... By: rogan007. on 12 Mar 10, 07:19:56 hahahaha exactly what i was thinking during the story!!! u r classic!!!
Where's Harry ... By: lucillerenee. on 12 Mar 10, 03:59:03 Where's Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? You're missing them. D: .
P.S. : LOL 10/10. Plus, a lovely dress. That shade of noir looks like it'd clash wonderfully with your non-existant moustachebeard. (:
This shit is ... By: ithrowtacos22. on 12 Mar 10, 03:45:55 This shit is hilarious.
i love these!
btw ... By: AhhExpoldingMonkies. on 12 Mar 10, 03:41:23 i love these!
btw do you have a dress hanging on your door?
You're so funny! I ... By: thepwoperfish. on 12 Mar 10, 03:00:49 You're so funny! I love that you have the Harry Potter books in the background. That makes you even cooler.
so funny when you ... By: NoFumarEnElBano. on 12 Mar 10, 00:47:49 so funny when you lean in and say "sleep well"!
and you are right, it IS creepy! haha
Yeah! The estrogen ... By: kristen280. on 11 Mar 10, 23:32:56 Yeah! The estrogen was pumping!
master rape plan ... By: smilelykumeanit09. on 11 Mar 10, 22:00:50 master rape plan lol XD
When are you doing ... By: ExpectoPatronum100. on 11 Mar 10, 21:53:39 When are you doing chapters ten and eleven? Please post em soon, eh? Ur soo funny. I've read the twilight books a couple times, but eh, I never realised some of the things ya point out...like them never covering the vampire thing, eh? I've said this on a couple of ur other vids...but please o please make a vid about Harry Potter (besides the "Harry Potter must be Gay" theory which is Halarious but not true). Try talkin in other accents, like american or canadian(which are different!), eh?
i love the fact you ... By: muffins4everyone. on 11 Mar 10, 21:42:10 i love the fact you have Harry Potter books in the background - thank the lord for common sense ;DD these are really funny videos too :]
Lovely dress you've ... By: thesorcerersstoned. on 11 Mar 10, 21:10:29 Lovely dress you've got there, Alex.
The fact the person ... By: lovelifeleah2. on 11 Mar 10, 20:51:20 The fact the person who dissed youis called SexyWhiteKorean makes the whole thing more commical. Many people have tried to tell me twighlight is a book that takes a view chapters to get good. Some how its getting worse.
SexyWhiteKorean ... By: saikoupathic. on 11 Mar 10, 20:23:41 SexyWhiteKorean makes me embarrassed to be Korean. . .
Anyways, you're awesome! =]
Ya. If a guy no ... By: shortymir. on 11 Mar 10, 20:17:32 Ya. If a guy no matter how good looking did half the shit Edward does. He would never get a girl. i saw the movie and killed myself laughing at how much of creep he is. Omg its so funny, and dont even get me started on Dr. Cullen's appearance in the movie. Thats just to rich .
"...crazy..."
... By: idkjade. on 11 Mar 10, 17:02:33 "...crazy..."
Hahahaa, I love these videos...they make me laugh so hard! And I
Great job reading ... By: shakushki. on 11 Mar 10, 12:58:45 Great job reading the book Alex!
I think at some point in the car they do actually cover the vampire thing. It might even be at dinner actually.
you're version of the story is better tho ^^
Alex just thought ... By: OMGSAMCOPSEY. on 11 Mar 10, 10:20:52 Alex just thought id tell you that blue shirt goes really well with your skin obviously if you were wearing that shirt without your skin that jus wouldnt be a good look
Wow. You're just ... By: Lexicarga. on 11 Mar 10, 08:37:57 Wow. You're just awesome. Marry me. ;)
haha you are a twat By: OhyaaAlix. on 11 Mar 10, 07:31:12 haha you are a twat
i do that to girls ... By: OhyaaAlix. on 11 Mar 10, 07:28:07 i do that to girls with my smile
seen all of ur ... By: vsmeghana. on 11 Mar 10, 07:26:04 seen all of ur videos :D.....i think u r hilarious!!! *honestly* u think the first book is bas?? get to the 4th..u'll want to shoot ur self....its like bad mills and boons in 4 parts...really???really???..what the hell was she thinking??and who r those ppl who like...how deprived of everythig they must be!! :D
super cool guy with ... By: 333smilee. on 11 Mar 10, 05:58:02 super cool guy with british accent.... i am forever grateful that u are reading this!! and ... how do i put this in a nice way.. critiquing? this book... anyways could u give me a shout out wen u do chapter 10?? that would be super cooL!! okay well bye now! :)))
I really WOULD ... By: latinapeacechick. on 11 Mar 10, 04:38:26 I really WOULD rather have Lauren be the protagonist...
you should read " ... By: SuperSmurf3933. on 11 Mar 10, 04:35:46 you should read "nightlight" once your done with twilight. it's a parody of twilight, sooo stupid and funny.
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"The way to better skiing" Learn how to ski through 11 professional teaching videos. Six of the best Danish ski instructors shows skiing for all levels in all terrain. Lasse Lyck, Klavs Klavsen, Rasmus Lundby, Tue Bak, Martin Hulten and Pernille Hornhaver.
Hey, dahudge, if ... By: TurkceBilmiyorum. on 11 Mar 10, 23:00:14 Hey, dahudge, if you're able to make turns both ways and remain under control the first time, that's pretty standard progress. I've seen lots of beginners that just point and go -- I call them bombers, because they look like divebombing runs from a WW2 movie more than skiers and you never know who and what they're going to take out on their way down the hill. Thank-you for actually learning to ski.
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Thanks a lot! Your ... By: bermamut. on 02 Mar 10, 19:33:13 Thanks a lot! Your educational videos are awesome! Make a lot of sense only after you tried skiing at least once.
I skied for the ... By: dahudge27. on 02 Mar 10, 04:07:44 I skied for the first time yesterday at Sunrise in AZ (yeah, you actually can ski in Arizona!) It was pretty cool, but after watching this, I'm not sure how much I was really "sking". I was going horizontally down the mountain as much as I could. I'd get to the left side, then turn right, to the right side then turn left, etc... Anything else felt out of control and pretty freaky. I definitely want to try it again and get better.
man i went skiing a ... By: gilder37. on 26 Feb 10, 22:51:11 man i went skiing a week ago and haven't gone in like 2 years, and boy, did it suck. I am the worlds worst skiier lol hands down. I just can't get that zig-zag motion to stay in control. I took a lot of bad falls and was severley injured on one. i didn't take any lessons which was stupid and was real scared the whole time. i had no confidence which is why i was terrible probably.
kinda easy, though ... By: FALLENFORFISH. on 26 Feb 10, 17:14:13 kinda easy, though i cant carve. but thAat was probaly beacuse i was skiing and snowboarding at the same time.
it kind of is hard ... By: snoopylover4000. on 25 Feb 10, 18:59:07 it kind of is hard at first but its awsome fun!!!
Man that dude ... By: wmprm. on 21 Feb 10, 03:54:18 Man that dude shreded that run so bad they should it down.
This is an ... By: feldmarschallc. on 16 Feb 10, 14:59:02 This is an excellent series of films, with a lot of helpful tips and very suggestive examples. Go through all of the films and you are sure to learn a few great tricks that will improve your skiing technique.
i here you man i ... By: juzzy1k. on 16 Feb 10, 01:16:29 i here you man i just learned and at first i feel alot but by the 3rd day on skies it was wonderful yea just stay calm and good luck with skiing
i just learned this ... By: juzzy1k. on 16 Feb 10, 01:14:23 i just learned this weekend on a trip with my freinds and for anyone who has not skied before you must try it there is no better feeling then skiing i love it and i plan on doing it for years to come so yea you got to give it a try
ok thnx a lot By: Fancy303. on 15 Feb 10, 19:51:17 ok thnx a lot
its time to learn, ... By: papcskris3. on 15 Feb 10, 18:43:26 its time to learn, but learning it is safe if you go on easy tracks. but after you starting to feel it 1-3 days, its one of the best things in life, trust me
@Fancy303
I'm a ... By: visualdarkness. on 14 Feb 10, 05:15:05 @Fancy303
I'm a true beginner and I can tell you that skiing is nothing to be afraid of. It's like riding the bike for the first time, you will probably fall but it wont hurt.
Don't be afraid as fear will make you lose control over the skis and then you accelerate and fall. You should be as calm as you can be and try to learn from others and remember to practically always try to turn (never lean backward in panic!) as turning is the key to control over speed and direction.
Have a great time!
is it hard to ski? ... By: Fancy303. on 13 Feb 10, 16:49:03 is it hard to ski? because im going in march and i dont no if i should be scarred or not
This video makes me ... By: jezzsika1. on 13 Feb 10, 00:54:24 This video makes me understand why snowboarders think skiing is lame.
After watching this ... By: petragomes0608. on 10 Feb 10, 05:12:34 After watching this I would love to learn skiing thanks for the video.Nice Video.
very nice!!!!!!!! By: matteogea. on 08 Feb 10, 07:46:12 very nice!!!!!!!!
nice teach ,nice ... By: gzimkelmendi0. on 05 Feb 10, 15:48:50 nice teach ,nice place.. i want to ski
no i had 4 lessons ... By: coolmoney11. on 04 Feb 10, 15:28:21 no i had 4 lessons of two hours and i can ski pretty good
The string keeps ... By: saturnv3. on 28 Jan 10, 23:19:40 The string keeps you in the circle, which is the force towards the center. But there is no opposite force acting away from the center, only a force perpendicular to the radius.
You will go ... By: lacalaca85. on 28 Jan 10, 21:25:09 You will go perpendicular to the radius, because your speed (e.g. the direction of your movement) points always perpendicular to the radius. The force that keeps you on the circle, points to the center. It is the string itself. Speed and force vectors dont have to align, like in circular motion or in the case of a pendulum. Consult a physics book, im off here, gone skiing.
Let's just imagine ... By: saturnv3. on 28 Jan 10, 20:47:01 Let's just imagine you're twirling a ball around a circle with a string.
When you cut the string, it will go:
a. Perpendicular to the radius
b. Straight outward, parallel to the radius
If you chose b, you are an idiot and argue against an infallible fact.
"Centripetal force ... By: lacalaca85. on 28 Jan 10, 09:04:03 "Centripetal force acts perpendicular to the radius" - you should really reconsider that statement. The only thing perpendicular to the radius is the speed(vector). Centripetal force on the other hand, must point to the center, along the radius. Like gravity, the Sun pulls the Earth, doesnt it? (OK, if you simplify that to the circular case.)
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good video By: heindb. on 10 Mar 10, 19:57:53 good video
My butt sticks out ... By: nickia88. on 08 Mar 10, 09:38:49 My butt sticks out like that and it makes to skiing at backseat and gives me back pain. I'm gonna move my hip forward next time i ski
Simple, clear, easy ... By: miremire2003. on 07 Mar 10, 06:36:16 Simple, clear, easy...
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Great going skiiing ... By: patrickmcm. on 03 Mar 10, 07:28:28 Great going skiiing for first time next week so these videos have been really useful! thank you
Thanks! By: bermamut. on 03 Mar 10, 00:35:58 Thanks!
@VictoriusMagnus
... By: iHateyuall. on 17 Feb 10, 12:08:08 @VictoriusMagnus
I'm simply stating a fact.. have u ever been to Norway? All the ski slopes are crowded with danes.. and they suck... bad.. so even if theese instructors are better than 99% of all danes... DANISH PEOPLE CAN'T SKI!!!
@iHateyuall
How ... By: VictoriusMagnus. on 16 Feb 10, 22:12:58 @iHateyuall
How stupid can u b to post such a comment! The man is Danish, and he certainly skis pretty nice. So, think a bit if u have just a little brain be4 leave such nonsense
I want your job! By: sassmyfrass. on 15 Feb 10, 11:07:48 I want your job!
Danish ski ... By: iHateyuall. on 06 Feb 10, 13:01:59 Danish ski instructors? DANISH PEOPLE CAN'T SKI!!!
thanks a lot for ... By: domyaska. on 31 Jan 10, 20:46:08 thanks a lot for this videos!!!!!!!! ciao ciao
i'd distend her ... By: eightwillwontcannot. on 17 Jan 10, 16:44:45 i'd distend her bottom
not to mention the ... By: rockotto727. on 12 Jan 10, 16:10:42 not to mention the wind factor
Why is it showing a ... By: Gomego87. on 20 Dec 09, 04:22:55 Why is it showing a girls butt?
Yup. It's a bit ... By: patrick2976. on 12 Dec 09, 11:59:45 Yup. It's a bit like the golf swing. Sometimes you've got to put the book down and just hit the bloody thing....
"Six of the best ... By: napalm9. on 11 Dec 09, 19:38:26 "Six of the best Danish ski instructors"
lol that's kind of funny :P
since denmark don't have ANY mountains!
@patrick2976
Your ... By: trollgumman. on 11 Dec 09, 19:26:23 @patrick2976
Your comment has made me laugh for two hours straight. You rock dude.
@chubbblover...Put down the pipe. Put down the frickin' pipe. You must be so high you're stuck to the ceiling fan.
For those of you ... By: mrathouz. on 06 Dec 09, 17:51:57 For those of you saying the video gives bad advice, please refer me to some better skiing books or videos. Thanks.
Or supporters of the video, let me know if you think these videos are solid and why.
dumb? :)
well, I ... By: morceus. on 19 Nov 09, 09:03:00 dumb? :)
well, I wrote what I wrote;
i've been skiing for 20 years and now im 24... pressure on ur shin? well this is it :) if u do bigtoe (not pig) pressure, then ur legs will be fine, and u'll get ur shins pressing ur boots
+the big toe stuff gets u stability
ofc. if u want to go faster, less bigtoe, more heel pressure; extreme situation (deep new snow): only heel
BUT 4 BeGgInNeRs on a prepared piste: big toe ;)
and this video is: "Learn to ski", not "Improve ur skiing"
HAHAHAHA that is ... By: adamacin34. on 19 Nov 09, 05:10:51 HAHAHAHA that is the single most awesome comment I have ever seen on youtube, there needs to be a best of youtube website created just for you
you are dumb this ... By: adamacin34. on 19 Nov 09, 05:07:31 you are dumb this is a video for people trying to improve their skiing, not try it for the first time. and pig toe pressure isn't that important, that is used to correct bad technique, more importantly pressure on your shins from your boots.
thank you unless i ... By: jaismmes. on 14 Nov 09, 19:48:23 thank you unless i earn some basics
looooool come on it ... By: jaismmes. on 14 Nov 09, 19:47:01 looooool come on it was useful man
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Comedian Baron Vaughn talks about the kkk's web site and his dream to be a crackodactyl. See our videos a month earlier at www.collegehumor.com and follow us on http
by far the funniest ... By: grindamadurin. on 09 Mar 10, 23:05:40 by far the funniest stand up comedian i've seen on collegehumor
i think this guy ... By: Ani168. on 09 Mar 10, 22:24:43 i think this guy was the funniest stand up comedian ever!
THANK YOU ... By: PokeyStix. on 07 Mar 10, 20:13:54 THANK YOU CRACK-A-DACTYL!
lol why are black ... By: D1Z3W. on 07 Mar 10, 19:19:49 lol why are black comedians always win but the white college humour comedans breed fail?
Very good. He's a ... By: IPawnt. on 06 Mar 10, 16:40:41 Very good. He's a natural.
this guy is great! By: FlCl3000. on 06 Mar 10, 05:14:32 this guy is great!
@maju36 They were ... By: narutobiggestfan. on 06 Mar 10, 04:27:05 @maju36 They were just quoting the thing. That wasn't a troll comment ^_^
wow hes awesome!!!! By: godfatherll. on 06 Mar 10, 03:53:36 wow hes awesome!!!!
A couple months ... By: mlt0403. on 06 Mar 10, 02:35:33 A couple months later, and this still makes me laugh. XD
American.... By: wolfrun1234. on 06 Mar 10, 00:44:21 American....
he is fucking ... By: samborna1002. on 05 Mar 10, 23:43:09 he is fucking awesome, they should include him in more scetches!
i should not have ... By: JeseRocchild. on 05 Mar 10, 22:45:55 i should not have been drinking water while watching that... its everywhere now
WTF Baron Vaughn good shit
@OuTlAnDiShFiA lmao ... By: maju36. on 03 Mar 10, 19:39:02 @OuTlAnDiShFiA lmao why would u even watch this
african ame-you're ... By: OuTlAnDiShFiA. on 02 Mar 10, 01:28:13 african ame-you're gonna die.
I love him. more ... By: heyitscrissy19. on 01 Mar 10, 20:13:11 I love him. more baron Vaughn!
3:45. i lold hard. By: madcorne. on 16 Feb 10, 11:58:48 3:45. i lold hard.
omfg hes so funny By: K3LLYRI0T. on 09 Feb 10, 07:34:38 omfg hes so funny
Baron Von ... By: Kamachi2. on 06 Feb 10, 02:23:28 Baron Von Crackodactyl
Baron Vaughn is ... By: Aerach89. on 26 Jan 10, 02:49:54 Baron Vaughn is officially the name I wish I was born with.
"Ya dig? Solid. ... By: MissDemeter. on 15 Jan 10, 02:13:50 "Ya dig? Solid. Slap me some skin homeskillet!" LOVE!
hahaha By: camillo869. on 14 Jan 10, 12:24:41 hahaha
this is just comedy By: buddaflynitemare. on 30 Dec 09, 22:13:49 this is just comedy
saw this guy on ... By: IGuitarHeroRealHard. on 29 Dec 09, 19:30:14 saw this guy on comedy central :)
fucking awesome ... By: pancakepillow. on 22 Dec 09, 11:06:53 fucking awesome comedian
and now you all ... By: williamtom0. on 16 Dec 09, 09:33:22 and now you all know what Kwanzaas about.
i also agree with steveincairo about black comedians
"And Bella did this ... By: Rachy2049. on 12 Mar 10, 07:40:17 "And Bella did this, and Bella did that, and then I DIED."
Hahahahaha.
wow, the fact that ... By: BillyCauseyjr. on 12 Mar 10, 00:37:48 wow, the fact that there are real people who are as pointlessly miserable as this "Bella" person makes me feel better about myself.
"The rest of the ... By: BalmungSama0. on 11 Mar 10, 20:27:30 "The rest of the week was uneventful"
I almost died! XD Thank you! I couldn't sit through more than 3 chapters of this garbage, but you make it enjoyable! :D
wow you are dum.. By: DanzelMD. on 11 Mar 10, 18:16:40 wow you are dum..
Genius.
Also, the ... By: greenpaintbrushes. on 10 Mar 10, 20:17:16 Genius.
Also, the John bobble head in the back proves your awesomeness.
WHY DOES NOTHIN ... By: stephenmcilkenny78. on 10 Mar 10, 02:58:17 WHY DOES NOTHIN PLEASE YOU!!
the snow which as we remember was a key point in the chapter hahaha
I found this ... By: Cabbitboy13. on 10 Mar 10, 02:43:55 I found this flippin' halarious and my girlfriend proceded to yell at the computer to correct it all, now she's giving me dirty looks, I can't wait to load the next vid =^.^=
god, I love it. So ... By: juiceboxmob. on 10 Mar 10, 02:39:35 god, I love it. So much fun to hear people bash Twilight.
most amusing part was " He's being quite sweet. I like Edward Cullen...- at this point."
that and " WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?"
So... Twilight ... By: harmony102. on 09 Mar 10, 20:20:57 So... Twilight actually is a fanfiction. It's funny you said that, because it's totally true. I think stephanie meyer's was writing a fanfiction for something... and just changed the names and stuff, then decided to see if it could be published. No, like really, I'm 90% sure that's what happened. So... yeah. Spot on.
@ purplelurker ... By: marluxes. on 09 Mar 10, 19:58:53 @ purplelurker BAHA. yeah.
i laugh so hard. ... By: starlightsky92. on 09 Mar 10, 16:31:06 i laugh so hard. listening to you makes me realise how much twilight does actually suck.
She couldn't ... By: AsakuraMiyabi. on 09 Mar 10, 13:06:46 She couldn't believe her fucking luck!
OMG I love you Nerimon!
lol "And then Bella ... By: soreangel. on 09 Mar 10, 03:10:29 lol "And then Bella did this, and then bella did that, and then bella did this, and then I DIED"
I love you. By: BananaJelloHooHa. on 09 Mar 10, 00:06:41 I love you.
Hahaha!
"WHY ... By: purplelurker. on 08 Mar 10, 07:06:37 Hahaha!
"WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!"
I love Twilight and ... By: childoftheking568. on 08 Mar 10, 01:50:57 I love Twilight and everything, but these like, make my LIFE.
lol, so true! By: geekstar9. on 08 Mar 10, 01:23:03 lol, so true!
BAHAHAH, I am so ... By: wildhorsie. on 08 Mar 10, 00:43:49 BAHAHAH, I am so showing this to my friends who are fans of twilight. :D
sexy vampire face ! ... By: MudBloodsWelcome. on 08 Mar 10, 00:26:00 sexy vampire face !!!! haha
"Bella Swan is not ... By: mindstormmaster. on 07 Mar 10, 23:49:15 "Bella Swan is not a real teenager, if she was she'd be reading Twilight!"
I laughed so hard.
I read this book, I ... By: StarrCHIBI. on 07 Mar 10, 18:18:22 I read this book, I thought it was fine.
But.
You changed my mind. This book is horrible, and it seems Bella is just a stuck-up Mary Sue.
WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU BELLA!? WHY!?
You make very good ... By: Mtuga0007. on 07 Mar 10, 16:09:16 You make very good music, and book comments. :)
I cracked myself up when you said Bella wasn't a normal teenager for not reading twilight! lol
and the" why does nothing please you?!"
You win at life. By: Corallblue. on 07 Mar 10, 13:07:49 You win at life.
i like twilight but ... By: GeneralFanatic. on 07 Mar 10, 07:24:46 i like twilight but its funny to see what you think of it..
Uneventful.... like ... By: Scapps91. on 07 Mar 10, 03:44:14 Uneventful.... like the whole 2nd chapter? im a little confused
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kinkyvietgurl, I've ... By: TurkceBilmiyorum. on 11 Mar 10, 23:22:22 kinkyvietgurl, I've been teaching skiing for year and I have yet to have a student not be able to stop, go, fall down safely, get up again, and are begining to make turns by the end of a one hour group lesson unless they just quit. I've even taught blind skiers -- though because they trust what I am saying and not their own eyes, I've never had one of them fall -- so, I think you can do it. Pick a relatively warm day with soft snow (not slush) for your first time, and it will be extra easy.
Don't worry too ... By: adecentusername. on 11 Mar 10, 22:19:55 Don't worry too much. I mean, you will probably fall over, but the first thing an instructor teaches you is how to go slowly. Falling over slowly is a bit like flopping down onto a grass verge, so understand "snowploughing" first to keep your speed down.
These videos aren't really for *total* beginners. Look for tutorials on snowplough turns, and expect to spend at least two solid days on nursery slopes and green runs.
Take it easy and you'll be OK. Don't let anyone rush you!
in other words, it ... By: TKwarrior17. on 10 Mar 10, 04:09:45 in other words, it really doesn't cushion the fall, they're just a bunch of badasses? sweet...
thats how u learn ... By: zars555. on 09 Mar 10, 19:48:55 thats how u learn to ski :P
The course of ... By: nickia88. on 08 Mar 10, 09:45:34 The course of downhill skiing is icy and hard. They spray water on the runs so that the skiers can go down at the maximum speed.
haha, yeah, but ... By: TKwarrior17. on 08 Mar 10, 01:33:30 haha, yeah, but they can still stand right up after crashing, if that shows you how much the snow really cushions the pain of the fall.
honestly, when you ... By: TKwarrior17. on 08 Mar 10, 01:32:28 honestly, when you fall it doesnt hardly hurt unless your ski gets caught and your knee bends wrong, but typically the ski will snap off before any bad damage. The only pain you should feel will be the next day :)
once you feel ... By: mebaran. on 05 Mar 10, 06:19:10 once you feel comfortable on skis, there is no hill that you won't want to face..everything is a challenge.
Get FREE ROSSIGNOL ... By: etannoom. on 04 Mar 10, 02:09:51 Get FREE ROSSIGNOL SKI GEAR! just check my channel for info and go? click on the? link on the left to? get started
Ya it doesn't hurt ... By: nickia88. on 28 Feb 10, 10:56:45 Ya it doesn't hurt that much especially if you fall if you are new to skiing since you won't be going too fast. The better you get, the more painful the fall is. Just look at downhill racers at the Olympic - crashing at 100+km/h.
don't worry.. if ... By: carinamilarossa. on 22 Feb 10, 15:23:17 don't worry.. if you have to fall down, it won't so hurt... i had afraid like you too.. but after i learned only 4 times with guru, now i can do it n just fun... i enjoy my weekend with my husband just for ski all day... it's fantastic... don't lose your time.. don't be afraid!!! :-))))))))))
my husband wants me ... By: kinkyvietgurl. on 19 Feb 10, 19:35:33 my husband wants me to try skiing, but i'm afraid to fall and lose control :S
I wanna go where ... By: infernofia. on 15 Feb 10, 02:41:42 I wanna go where they are
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa i ... By: kotsosoeo. on 10 Feb 10, 11:57:49 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa i should have watched these vids before i went skiing yesterday. I would have saved? my legs from a lot of trouble...
Thank you for uploading.
@bro283 Me too! By: mishulong. on 02 Feb 10, 17:22:37 @bro283 Me too!
l ski befor. By: LDSLiahona. on 18 Jan 10, 15:51:50 l ski befor.
@TheCFTube learn ... By: xzibit2313. on 31 Dec 09, 18:06:40 @TheCFTube learn the wedge, snowplow, pizza they are all the same thing. Master that before you move on to this. There is no other way to stop for a beginner. First, worry it about making down a mountain. Then, go fast and wedge. Finally, work on the methods shown here for expert mountains.
I like the vids and ... By: bro283. on 29 Dec 09, 11:48:29 I like the vids and because I am a beginner they realy help me and they are very interesting info
who cares By: ovatsug1. on 25 Oct 09, 05:35:27 who cares
i think it would be ... By: romad17. on 17 Oct 09, 14:01:44 i think it would be faster just to watch this clip, than to think and write your comment ;-)
I'm no expert skier ... By: TheCFTube. on 08 Sep 09, 08:50:39 I'm no expert skier, haven't been since I was 12. I live near a bunch of ski stations in the Alps now so I want to learn.
This video doesn't teach the wedge, since it only seams to be a beginner move, is it wise to just skip it?
I think it's a ... By: FToniS. on 24 Aug 09, 08:03:17 I think it's a British accent. Definitely not Australian.
These are ... By: Zarathustra06. on 30 Jul 09, 09:25:28 These are unequivocally the most informative and well produced ski instruction videos on YouTube. Thank you very much for uploading.
Can anyone work out the accent of the commentator? Australian?
Very helpful, ... By: cab711. on 27 Jul 09, 06:00:37 Very helpful, thanku for the post. The Expert Village video is rubbish!
bull! there are ... By: seahog32. on 18 May 09, 04:53:52 bull! there are hardly any hills in denmark, not saying mountains
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The Story of Stuff www.storyofstuff.com will take you on a provocative tour of our consumer-driven culture ? from resource extraction to ipod incineration ? exposing the real costs of our use-it and lose-it approach to stuff. The movie is just the beginning of the story. Watch it, learn more and get involved here www.storyofstuff.com
you need to eat ... By: 123imtehshow123. on 16 Dec 09, 20:48:15 you need to eat some dioxin
BORING IDC LIVE HAD ... By: shoe456789. on 21 Nov 09, 22:06:19 BORING IDC LIVE HAD DIE YOUNG
okay well first of ... By: thatpurplegangDIPSET. on 17 Nov 09, 04:25:41 okay well first of all, you guys need to relax with the liberal/governmental aspects of this video. The video was made to educate Americans that weren't very knowledgeable in the field to begin with. I learned quite a few facts (how many pounds of trash a day i excrete, the drawbacks of recycling, ect.) I will use this video clip in a presentation I have tomorrow in my college class and it will go over very well. You guys gotta chill out with calling her a, "liberal idiot?" not necessary.
its called bringing ... By: quantumbeanz. on 01 Nov 09, 23:20:24 its called bringing the juice pack to the bottle depot.
Electrical ... By: teslaandlyne. on 07 Oct 09, 02:01:16 Electrical generation need not burn fuel of any kind and use atomic gases that do not wear out by controlling currents from iron, copper and aluminum. Yeah, silly isn't it but its stuff held back.You think you know stuff like the Illuminati. They wrote the book on stuff. So how do you know so much about stuff.
SOCIALIST ... By: mowney. on 27 Sep 09, 01:40:53 SOCIALIST PROPAGANDA!!!! This lady is a liberal crazy idiot, not only does she not have her facts correct on just about anything, she is funded by a group that is totally against the Constitution. I am a Teacher and can't believe ANY teacher would show this to students. Teacher's you have an obligation to do HOMEWORK also, do not be swayed by the liberals, socialist, the Unions, those against the U.S Constitution, or special interest groups.
LOL, You are a ... By: hrwulf. on 26 Sep 09, 02:52:52 LOL, You are a clever one. ;) Yeah DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE is killing the planet. Get rid of it now. ROFLMAO.
Not as stupid as ... By: hrwulf. on 26 Sep 09, 02:49:44 Not as stupid as the people that cling to vanity and shoot that shit in their faces.
Botulinum ( ... By: kmprus. on 23 Sep 09, 22:25:46 Botulinum ( commonly known as BOTOX) yes. that stuff this woman has injected in her face: is ACTUALLY the most acutely toxic substance known to man. Good work chemists. U made yourselves even more stupid than I thought you could be.
She had to throw in ... By: alanw73. on 20 Sep 09, 02:32:05 She had to throw in climate change. Ruined the whole series for me
this is a good ... By: refel101. on 12 Sep 09, 16:56:04 this is a good message but sooooooo boring. i like thi pics tho
... By: dirigent0104. on 07 Aug 09, 08:57:14 jhhfujzdshrjuzzuzuhgtl
I make more than ... By: BettySutton2010. on 29 Jul 09, 19:47:35 I make more than 4.5 pounds each day! Super Toxics looks more interesting than regular old toxics. I say bring an end to Dihydrogen Monoxide. That stuff sucks.
You ok? By: seashele80. on 30 Jun 09, 22:09:11 You ok?
I know--I was just ... By: mowshowitz. on 20 Jun 09, 16:22:57 I know--I was just being sarcastic, because those countries weren't socialist, they were communist. He's doing what some conservatives like to do, which is conflate the two into one system.
Its hilarious that ... By: Minionuup. on 20 May 09, 20:46:57 Its hilarious that this absolute hack job is being pushed in the skrool systems.
definitely not ... By: eddy91604. on 19 May 09, 02:39:04 definitely not Sweden, p928s is most likely talking about a former "communist" country.
and in response to p928s, most of those things were polluted by outdated heavy industry. i know that cuz i was in a similar situation.
Dioxin is the most ... By: Guncriminal. on 19 May 09, 00:01:09 Dioxin is the most toxic man-made substance known to science?!
You fail at chemistry forever.
what she said about ... By: soaffb1337. on 18 May 09, 19:58:35 what she said about dioxin is BS!...Dioxin can build up over time and then it will be dangerous...RICIN however only takes a minimum 500 micro grams to be lethal for humans...and it is created from waste from the production of Castor oil...ergo it's man made
What "socialist" ... By: mowshowitz. on 15 May 09, 00:29:18 What "socialist" country was that, Sweden? You're pretty bright.
For 15 years of my ... By: p928s. on 14 May 09, 19:48:14 For 15 years of my life I lived in a place that eliminated the entire manufacturing-consumption-waste cycle. You had a choice of one TV, one or two unreliable cars, the same 500 sq.ft. flat. The prferred color of everything was gray. You saved and recycled everything...It collapsed under its own weight with every Socialist country having rivers, earth and air polluted by a multiple of any free-market system. So let's go! Let's rework this hellish, Bush-and-Eisenhower designed conspiracy!
Don't stop reading ... By: hedgey3000. on 13 May 09, 10:38:30 Don't stop reading this just because u just now realized this is a forward :)
1.put your hand in your mouth
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
I agree, becasue ... By: russttu. on 12 May 09, 15:42:34 I agree, becasue the more people who see these videos the more people will realize how ridiculous the lying environmentalist wackos are.
no what were doing ... By: SpArKyz1001. on 11 May 09, 22:11:58 no what were doing to the ozone is infact like hacking a lugy in the pacific ocean. Tell me do you like al gore?
thank u By: SpArKyz1001. on 11 May 09, 22:09:41 thank u
if it works, let ... By: sboss. on 23 Feb 10, 00:19:52 if it works, let him do it...he's making a shit ton of money from it.
I didn't say Fred ... By: asianmatt2012. on 23 Feb 10, 00:18:37 I didn't say Fred wasn't. But this guy is, he uses the same material for everything. Bad.
fred is overrated... By: sboss. on 22 Feb 10, 22:51:32 fred is overrated...
He is my ... By: SurvivingAStorm. on 21 Feb 10, 05:42:34 He is my inspiration!
This guy is ... By: asianmatt2012. on 17 Feb 10, 07:16:41 This guy is overrated.
listening to bo ... By: christinaxadams. on 04 Feb 10, 06:07:15 listening to bo burnham is an addiction.
Lol Confused ... By: hannahmontanasux123. on 29 Jan 10, 23:54:22 Lol Confused Fireman!
read this it ... By: notserp427. on 26 Jan 10, 01:39:58 read this it actully works
1.put your hand on your chest
2.? think of someone you like
3. tommorow they will tell you they love you or ask you out but you have to post this on 5 other videos
i love this guy: ... By: anderwold1. on 19 Jan 10, 23:27:10 i love this guy: men are like nazis haha
puzzles cant vote ... By: homie391. on 19 Jan 10, 20:01:52 puzzles cant vote and niether could women prior to the 1920's....... get it now
Puzzles cant vote.. ... By: rossetti1313. on 17 Jan 10, 02:33:55 Puzzles cant vote... its just something dumb lol
it was probably ... By: platypusscruise. on 14 Jan 10, 20:50:57 it was probably just to be random and funny
@MrMoochiepoo ... By: dropkick45. on 12 Jan 10, 01:46:54 @MrMoochiepoo Don't think to hard about it, it's not very difficult, there's no secret meaning. It's just, prior to 1920 women and puzzles couldn't vote, puzzles still can't. Maybe you'll find the comedy in it.
Both women and ... By: idcdammit. on 10 Jan 10, 17:32:27 Both women and puzzles could not vote before 1920s.
Women can vote now
Puzzles can not
i dont get the ... By: MrMoochiepoo. on 10 Jan 10, 07:24:47 i dont get the puzzles part either. please explane it? thanx =]
This sucks... or... ... By: Zakhath. on 10 Jan 10, 04:30:18 This sucks... or... I usualy love CH, but this song isn't funny.
@flyyf1 hmm. nope By: ewilson999. on 07 Jan 10, 02:27:19 @flyyf1 hmm. nope
thanks for ruining ... By: flyyf1. on 07 Jan 10, 02:16:45 thanks for ruining the joke...
it really has got ... By: pbcapr314133. on 06 Jan 10, 05:28:49 it really has got to be akward for him to be around his parents when he performs......halarious guy, love his music!!!
He's amazing. love ... By: bbellafariass. on 02 Jan 10, 08:07:31 He's amazing. love the voice and good at playing guitar.
He's also adorable. :)
LOL at the area of grey. His face when he says it is hilarious.
He actually ... By: BalmungSama0. on 12 Mar 10, 08:03:22 He actually revealed it in an interveiw. I have a screenshot of it saved. I imagine the fangirls don't like what they heard and tried to suppress the interview to keep their sex-free wet dreams untainted.
"It's a bit like a ... By: Rachy2049. on 12 Mar 10, 07:54:00 "It's a bit like a sub-plot, except I don't care at all."
"It was worse than usual, because my head was full of Edward, Like, that's not always what your life is!"
Brilliant.
"Quota of Patience" ... By: MyidolGwen. on 12 Mar 10, 04:01:29 "Quota of Patience"
Haha!!!
Oh my gosh I had no ... By: MissLucyBoomer. on 12 Mar 10, 01:34:09 Oh my gosh I had no idea :D
hahaha!
Im glad you told me XD
Robert Pattinson ... By: BalmungSama0. on 11 Mar 10, 20:42:26 Robert Pattinson actually, after reading the books, hated everything about Edward so much that he purposefully acted like a giant, creepy douche for the entire movie.
The fact that teenage girls still love him is hilarious! xD
Alex if you were ... By: MissLucyBoomer. on 11 Mar 10, 18:57:58 Alex if you were Edward the movie would have been so much more bearable :D
I love these videos they are addicting
and teeth :L By: sophsonline. on 11 Mar 10, 17:51:11 and teeth :L
Ah...you are so ... By: mirai679. on 11 Mar 10, 03:06:58 Ah...you are so hilarious! XD
@icecreamwoman1
I'd say Alex is better looking than Robert...There's something disgusting about Pattison's hair...
I love you. But the ... By: simplystatic. on 11 Mar 10, 01:32:16 I love you. But the youtube ads are starting to FUCKING PISS ME OFF.
:)
lol ur funny :) By: TwihardxoB. on 11 Mar 10, 01:14:19 lol ur funny :)
this is hilarious! By: carebear1984. on 10 Mar 10, 18:51:42 this is hilarious!
xD 1:58
So ... By: SupahCola. on 10 Mar 10, 08:11:51 xD 1:58
So excellent.
Bwahahaha. Love it. By: juiceboxmob. on 10 Mar 10, 02:48:45 Bwahahaha. Love it.
Dude you are ... By: Steelersrck39. on 10 Mar 10, 00:52:48 Dude you are awesome, you think like i thin, about this cappy fantasy novel
Dude, I Love you. ... By: XXLightwindXX. on 09 Mar 10, 00:00:41 Dude, I Love you. Especially you're whole 'stupid girl' thing to Bella. XD
i like twilight but ... By: glueandglitterx. on 08 Mar 10, 22:29:21 i like twilight but this guy is so funny :')
You look like ... By: icecreamwoman1. on 08 Mar 10, 21:47:28 You look like Robert Patterson dude!!
How do you not notice? haha
I love Alex Day and ... By: wedoitthegerardway. on 08 Mar 10, 20:09:36 I love Alex Day and his grammatical correctness :D
love it! funny :) x By: itsalegsir. on 08 Mar 10, 18:38:06 love it! funny :) x
@blindkenny3345
... By: blindkenny3345. on 07 Mar 10, 21:20:40 @blindkenny3345
my mistake sorry
According to spell ... By: AdamX222. on 07 Mar 10, 18:28:16 According to spell check, handsomer (note: han*D*somer) is indeed a word.
It does still sound kind of awkward.
bypolar is also not ... By: StarrCHIBI. on 07 Mar 10, 18:27:13 bypolar is also not a word.
*bipolar
=.=
*handsomer
"The fuck do you ... By: Scapps91. on 07 Mar 10, 03:54:58 "The fuck do you want!?" hahaha
hahah He's the most ... By: Scapps91. on 07 Mar 10, 03:50:36 hahah He's the most hansomest XD hahah
way to rub it in ... By: Scapps91. on 07 Mar 10, 03:48:40 way to rub it in their face LLOLOL!!!!
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"The way to better skiing" Learn how to ski through 11 professional teaching videos. Six of the best Danish ski instructors shows skiing for all levels in all terrain. Lasse Lyck, Klavs Klavsen, Rasmus Lundby, Tue Bak, Martin Hulten and Pernille Hornhaver.
24baris, It does ... By: TurkceBilmiyorum. on 11 Mar 10, 23:39:48 24baris, It does take practice, just to get comfortable being on skiis. But it only takes years if you just go skiing once a year.
I'm an instructor and had several groups I worked with this year that came for lessons once a week. Most of my students were able to transition to? parallel turns by the third lesson (some were doing it naturally on their own by the end of the first day), all were making parallel turns by the fifth lesson. Many ski schools teach parallel from the very beginning.
y this chapter is ... By: MrDennis1015. on 08 Mar 10, 07:04:42 y this chapter is not the first chapter?
it should be the beginning of learning the ski.
Get FREE ROSSIGNOL ... By: etannoom. on 04 Mar 10, 02:08:45 Get FREE ROSSIGNOL SKI GEAR! just check my channel for info and go? click on the? link on the left to? get started
20 yrs, yeah right ... By: sgreenfly. on 03 Mar 10, 22:11:19 20 yrs, yeah right pal, i was turning in 3 runs
i just realized ... By: MissRecess. on 28 Feb 10, 04:24:41 i just realized these dudes arent wearing helmets xD
It will not take 20 ... By: k8tization. on 27 Feb 10, 20:42:14 It will not take 20 years to learn this! Ski regularly for a season, maybe two. Take a few lessons when you get stuck. 99% of skiing well is in your head. When you're afraid, you won't ski well.
Great vid. But ... By: AhlamSuxCock. on 27 Feb 10, 03:37:32 Great vid. But whats with the cheesy music.
not at all. it ... By: TheTuskanRaider. on 25 Feb 10, 21:35:33 not at all. it might take 5 ski trips if u work on it hard. u wont be a master after this but u can get ur skis parralle and not fall
First timer here, ... By: 24baris. on 23 Feb 10, 20:16:48 First timer here, took a 1 hr group lesson, then in 3 hrs I'm able to do the wedge turns and glide quite comfortably @vid 0-0:15sec. I was going to try this next time I hit the slopes but question is: Does the transition from wedge to parallel really take 20 years as commented earlier by ppl ???? Then its quite depressing really :(
good vid, and ... By: arklowrockz. on 22 Feb 10, 19:42:06 good vid, and keepin it nice and simple, but the narrator is neglecting to mention that you should also be skiing for twenty years....
@lorbax well it may ... By: leafsfan9917. on 16 Feb 10, 13:20:41 @lorbax well it may not be easy, but its a hell of a lot of fun learning though so it may be difficult but its still a lot of fun
ya that's true ... By: lorbax. on 16 Feb 10, 09:14:15 ya that's true though, I didn't wanna sound negative, it was more just like "ya I wish it was that easy!" but I agree with it! - cheers
@lorbax actually ... By: leafsfan9917. on 16 Feb 10, 08:52:06 @lorbax actually just keep at it and it eventually gets easy
I wish they had ... By: fullbrigades. on 14 Feb 10, 02:14:50 I wish they had started with the " Pizza" and " French Fries" concept...
It is obviously mucho difficult than seen here..
Nice lesson but ... By: ajaxsf. on 12 Feb 10, 16:38:30 Nice lesson but this music is just awful. It sounds like it's from the 80s. I expected C. Thomas Howell to pop up at any moment.
ohhhhhhh........ at ... By: random4kat. on 12 Feb 10, 07:05:19 ohhhhhhh........ at first i didn't see it but i can see the change in between the turns.
i just tend to feel ... By: skizzurrp. on 11 Feb 10, 21:04:56 i just tend to feel like i have no balance with the skis so close together
nice lesson and ... By: lolek165. on 09 Feb 10, 15:11:28 nice lesson and nice music, it was much helpfull, thanks for uploading
best sport ever... By: 2SuperDee. on 05 Feb 10, 18:22:50 best sport ever...
@daywalker81 - so ... By: CBFREE. on 02 Feb 10, 23:57:13 @daywalker81 - so lets see you do better post us the link
@Larrydayid you can ... By: StringsCrusader. on 28 Jan 10, 20:29:23 @Larrydayid you can always pick up something new that you may have not known before. different ways of thinking about skiing, different techniques for learning, etc. don't be a douche.
"before you know it ... By: lorbax. on 28 Jan 10, 15:30:13 "before you know it, you're skiing parallel" .... yeah right
wish australia had ... By: ARandomMeteor. on 20 Jan 10, 01:54:43 wish australia had ski field like the ones in this video
wtf is with this ... By: Lhilee. on 17 Jan 10, 10:56:54 wtf is with this music? very distracting..
@daywalker - WHY ... By: Larrydayid. on 14 Jan 10, 23:33:38 @daywalker - WHY are you watching learn to ski videos if you know so much ? TARD
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Dan ruins your childhood with this live performance of our latest CH music video. More from Dan at www.dangurewitch.com See our videos a month earlier at http and follow us on www.twitter.com
I was so sure that ... By: sledgehammerer1. on 11 Mar 10, 13:51:44 I was so sure that Dan is going to start in the high pitched voice that he so often uses ;)
That was EPIC By: DW5224. on 10 Mar 10, 04:24:12 That was EPIC
@book5550 wanted to ... By: MasterMike44. on 09 Mar 10, 00:52:26 @book5550 wanted to say the same thing
FUCKING EPIC!!! By: habomir. on 07 Mar 10, 10:29:13 FUCKING EPIC!!!
The melody sounds ... By: Book5550. on 06 Mar 10, 14:36:47 The melody sounds kind of like the water theme from Mario 64.
@jonahnorbury18
... By: pancakepillow. on 04 Mar 10, 07:54:47 @jonahnorbury18
dan is my fav, closely followed by streeter and amir
dan's actually a ... By: Italian4Evz. on 20 Feb 10, 21:52:37 dan's actually a really good singer! haha and now im going to laugh the next time i'm in disney world because i'll be thinking of this song! especially since i heard this live too!
I'm singing this ... By: vadetatimus. on 20 Feb 10, 04:16:42 I'm singing this next time I'm at Disneyland
that must take ... By: AlliMarie0796. on 15 Feb 10, 06:43:52 that must take balls to sing that song in front of all those people lol
I think dan is one ... By: jonahnorbury18. on 08 Feb 10, 19:41:12 I think dan is one of the funniest of collegehumor! :D
Rofl =D By: lexielou10. on 01 Feb 10, 00:34:27 Rofl =D
that was... ... By: xDollyChanx. on 15 Jan 10, 05:23:06 that was...Beautiful. o:
Fuck it, At the ... By: Dudek220. on 07 Jan 10, 23:13:08 Fuck it, At the moment this is my faviroute guy ever :D funnier than most comedians in england
ha ha ha me too! By: RabbitDance. on 29 Dec 09, 06:49:32 ha ha ha me too!
lol this dat fie ... By: lilnaruto175. on 22 Dec 09, 21:24:26 lol this dat fie this dude funny as hell !!!
Dans got a decent ... By: ToXiiCF3TUS. on 22 Dec 09, 00:33:59 Dans got a decent voice
@kurt252 It is a ... By: arrrpeeegee. on 09 Dec 09, 07:38:51 @kurt252 It is a parody of the children's song "Kiss the Girl" that many remember from the disney movie "The Little Mermaid", now its funny because its putting adult themes into an innocent children's song, I can see how it would not be funny to someone with such a low I.Q. as yourself, or someone who may have not seen it.
genius.... ... By: TheSid48. on 03 Dec 09, 06:39:17 genius.... undiluted brilliance
Funny as hell By: urbanfightclub. on 29 Nov 09, 04:35:35 Funny as hell
its cuz when there ... By: SockFederation. on 28 Nov 09, 11:54:47 its cuz when there right beside the guy they ge kinda nervous and they just laugh Fuck Tard Alert "kurt252é
dude this is ... By: dillonfozzy. on 27 Nov 09, 02:39:02 dude this is fucking hilarious get a sense of humor fucktard
I can't watch the ... By: electricdiscomonkey. on 25 Nov 09, 20:12:54 I can't watch the litlle mermaid without thinking of this lol
ok so either these ... By: kurt252. on 23 Nov 09, 17:46:34 ok so either these guys will laugh at anything or these our acters they laugh at everything e.g there.. you see her
how is that funny? some one explain i must be mising somthing
Hahahah x') By: P3X80v. on 21 Nov 09, 07:09:01 Hahahah x')
after the line "she ... By: nightshade919. on 17 Nov 09, 22:38:25 after the line "she not buying it " i say in my mind "oh shit " like in the other one
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This is not me. This is a player named RNA. He deserves every credit at making the impossible possible. Pilot: RNA Score: 7016300 Find out more at ikaruga.co.uk
losing a chain is ... By: chantimothy. on 23 Feb 10, 09:40:20 losing a chain is like losing a credit to him...
such amazing skill
try playing gradius ... By: masterkill107. on 21 Feb 10, 23:23:37 try playing gradius v and thats real hell in the cell.
0_o wow 5 stats By: frecellbuu. on 11 Feb 10, 01:47:27 0_o wow 5 stats
Bullet hell has ... By: johannhowitzer. on 08 Feb 10, 22:42:13 Bullet hell has nothing on this game. You need two brains.
Jizzing javelins ... By: Forzatoadv. on 07 Feb 10, 13:31:55 Jizzing javelins Batman, this game looks hard!
pay close attention ... By: Firemarok. on 15 Jan 10, 22:07:44 pay close attention people this where the phrase "GODLIKE" originated from
In the face of ... By: Ursmare. on 14 Jan 10, 02:20:52 In the face of certain doom-This guy looks more worried about his chain.
That is what it looks like.
I want that guy's ... By: NigentekiDuo. on 08 Jan 10, 00:39:54 I want that guy's brain.
Now.
while watching the ... By: aliultimate009. on 31 Dec 09, 10:44:15 while watching the video .. i'm very sure that his brain was about to get confused at any second but due to that he was fully prepared for the Gameplay that's why his brain got full potential ... man i gotta learn from these guys on how to get prepared for these truly hard runs XD
i can see ... By: aliultimate009. on 31 Dec 09, 10:41:29 i can see everything he does in this video very clearly because i've played this stage on hard mode ... God .. he is very smart on timing his moves and i can see on where he gets very nervous by stopping his attacks before the next trick then when he just see any trouble he uses the giant fortress beams to cover himself from any sudden returned fire then timing again in every move he does to get the max chain because he doesn't shoots different colored ships from his own color ^_^
a true pro XD
...chaining it. ... By: TheStand04. on 04 Dec 09, 01:50:41 ...chaining it. Chaining the entire mother#^&%ing level on hard mode...
I can't even pass this level on normal mode. With five lives per continue. With seven continues. I've only beaten this game once, and that was when I had infinite lives. I got infinite lives by getting about 50 game overs trying to beat the 4th level.
Awesome game, awesome vid, awesome player.
This has made me feel extremely ashamed.
10/10
muscle du pouce!! By: lespinasse100. on 30 Oct 09, 11:21:56 muscle du pouce!!
Chains.... He ... By: crackbinge. on 17 Sep 09, 20:06:09 Chains.... He chains.... He chains the whole fookin thing... On hard mode no less!
Beautiful... By: XxFulgrimxX. on 12 Sep 09, 09:02:03 Beautiful...
Kinda is, but fast ... By: sonOFsephiroth07. on 27 Aug 09, 17:40:23 Kinda is, but fast reaction time and memorisation is needed.
unbelievable! i ... By: 666Winterdemon666. on 22 Aug 09, 18:06:31 unbelievable! i cannot believe he make this with no cheating! sick sick!
WHAT THE...!? By: TheStand04. on 14 Aug 09, 00:09:04 WHAT THE...!?
MAN. he makes this ... By: Mercenaryguys. on 11 Aug 09, 13:58:55 MAN. he makes this look easy. which is not.
Maybe to polish his ... By: cinndave. on 07 Aug 09, 22:23:14 Maybe to polish his dot eating skills at the merry-go-round, he just wants to see at what point he can hear "ENERGY MAX". the sooner the better.
Or for no reason.
To show off. By: realmskifter. on 26 Jul 09, 04:31:48 To show off.
It's the standard ... By: Saur. on 24 Jul 09, 23:25:49 It's the standard response morons give. A person with this much skill shows dedication and a drive to succeed, which most likely means he has much more of a 'life' than they do.
amazing. a max ... By: Matchless138. on 21 Jul 09, 19:52:09 amazing. a max combo and a 30 second boss battle. i cant beat this boss yet. and im only on normal mode
why does he fire ... By: jpkiddo123. on 20 Jul 09, 11:35:06 why does he fire all of his energy at 0:20 ?
I'm with aznassman ... By: nyvelion. on 15 Jul 09, 13:32:32 I'm with aznassman on this one, this guy has no life.
WOW. Kudos, ... By: kohoki23. on 24 Jun 09, 00:53:11 WOW. Kudos, seriously, you da man!
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wow. I think there ... By: juiceboxmob. on 10 Mar 10, 02:56:29 wow. I think there are like three words said about Lauren in the earlier chapters on the first day of school. (haven't read the book in forever)
" In biology, the only class Bella seems to have.." Found that amusing as well
"yeah, fuckin' ... By: v8havoc. on 09 Mar 10, 21:46:31 "yeah, fuckin' lauren and her blonde hair" lol
"didn't he tell you ... By: marluxes. on 09 Mar 10, 19:37:17 "didn't he tell you?" lol
a NONVERSATION!!!
... By: craziyiota. on 09 Mar 10, 17:18:37 a NONVERSATION!!!
looool =))
you think Jacob is ... By: hinata12061. on 08 Mar 10, 23:57:22 you think Jacob is normal... until the second book. *facepalm*
I read the book long before they got popular, and spent a large amount of time ranting about exactly what you are ranting about!
The grammar bothered me aswell! my copy is literally COVERED in red ink.
"Makes me genuinely ... By: icecreamwoman1. on 08 Mar 10, 22:29:01 "Makes me genuinely angry" hahah
Team... who? Who's ... By: Ciarpin. on 08 Mar 10, 21:57:20 Team... who? Who's Lauren?
I wish you could ... By: ilikecats40111. on 08 Mar 10, 20:40:30 I wish you could like a video on YouTube like on Facebook, cuz I do! :)
I'M WITH TEAM ... By: RicardoBr. on 08 Mar 10, 01:13:53 I'M WITH TEAM LAUREN!
lol, word! By: juliench1. on 07 Mar 10, 21:48:00 lol, word!
ahah him saying ... By: bexter28. on 07 Mar 10, 20:56:27 ahah him saying jacob is normal made me laugh so much because alex ACTUALLY doesn't know lol
OmG...you opened my ... By: mmondfee11. on 07 Mar 10, 19:57:29 OmG...you opened my eyes.....twilight makes no sense....but i still love the book
She gets so excited ... By: StarrCHIBI. on 07 Mar 10, 19:00:35 She gets so excited about the weather.
Lol..
grrr... I would ... By: GeneralFanatic. on 07 Mar 10, 07:43:11 grrr... I would like to see you angry..
Im gunna remember ... By: Scapps91. on 07 Mar 10, 02:43:50 Im gunna remember Jacob because there was this converstion not a random name from mike or bob or fucking laurne lololol
MWHAAHAHA thats not ... By: Scapps91. on 07 Mar 10, 02:42:38 MWHAAHAHA thats not in there lololol
hahah XD best thing ... By: Scapps91. on 07 Mar 10, 02:41:23 hahah XD best thing making fun of the twilight series lol
Fucking Lauren and ... By: Scapps91. on 07 Mar 10, 02:38:44 Fucking Lauren and her blonde hair!!
Ur too funny! By: tfcpwincezz. on 06 Mar 10, 18:33:30 Ur too funny!
Sarcasm much? By: CobaltLuster. on 06 Mar 10, 18:13:57 Sarcasm much?
jacobs a werewolf, ... By: randomweevil. on 06 Mar 10, 15:18:33 jacobs a werewolf, so not so normal.
that guy look slike ... By: MegaAnime1000. on 06 Mar 10, 08:42:45 that guy look slike edward in a way lol
i havent even read eclipse yeat :(
this guy is awesome By: mysterybananatree123. on 06 Mar 10, 03:19:57 this guy is awesome
yeah....f*ckin ... By: thedetroye. on 05 Mar 10, 22:29:42 yeah....f*ckin lauren and her blonde hair.
your evil laugh ... By: dogthebomb. on 04 Mar 10, 03:58:43 your evil laugh made me laugh way too loud
HW Thank you. The ... By: sweetchuckaluck. on 11 Mar 10, 17:01:35 HW Thank you. The vision that accompanies your music is life to me, truly living as I could not dream on my own. Thank you a million times.
what are you ... By: 4Gitanjali. on 06 Mar 10, 21:35:25 what are you discussing ????
for me its simply exellent piece of music
siddharta
As I said music ... By: blackbeasthamish. on 28 Feb 10, 07:43:52 As I said music evolves as do the intruments used to play it. The18th C. gut string instruments used to perform Handel's work are no more "authentic" than later instruments. They were simply the only kind available. Bach's Tocatta and Fugue would not have sounded half as imposing on the intruments of the day. If Handel were alive now he would approve of the diverse interpretations of his work, and the fact that you and I take the trouble to debate it. It all comes down to personal choice.
... By: blueyedboy84. on 26 Feb 10, 21:36:22 blackbeasthamish-Handel performance practice IS well known.You are incorrect.Authenticity in baroque music has been a major study in Europe in last 20 years by conductors like Harnoncourt+Koopman.Period instument orchestras(which use gut strings as they did in Handels day)are the norm now for baroque. Numerous treatises on performance were written at the time.Have you actually heard the singers in my videos I suggested who sing Handel? They lack 'warmth' ie expression??
The test of quality ... By: blackbeasthamish. on 26 Feb 10, 21:00:28 The test of quality music is that it stands both the tests of time and of reinterpretation. This is how it continues to live on. Does anyone really know what Handel's original artistic meaning was? I think not. We only know what musiciians have attributed to his work over the centuries. Hayley may not be a "conventional" opera singer, whatever that is supposed to mean, but what she does bring to it where many of these fail, is warmth. For this reason it ranks with the best.
mlsclassics-You ... By: blueyedboy84. on 15 Feb 10, 19:15:49 mlsclassics-You really misunderstand me.If you listen to my videos of Carolyn Sampson,Tuva Semmingsen,Emma Kirkby,Rebecca Outram(she does this) ,DiDonato they do have VERY pure voices with bright upper range! You wrongly think I meant 'big' Verdi sopranos like Montserrat Caballe etc!! Not at all! In last 20 years many more sopranos have more pure voices which suit baroque music more.
mlsclassics-Perfect ... By: blueyedboy84. on 15 Feb 10, 19:11:30 mlsclassics-Perfect example of what I mean below is my Pergolesi video with C Sampson-pure voice.You will probably really like her.See her +the other videos I mentioned.
"but with no real ... By: mlsclassics. on 15 Feb 10, 16:46:12 "but with no real depth.This whole Crossover muzak trend is alarming." -- You do know, of course, that not every opera part needs to be sung by a full, dramatic soprano voice, right? She may not have the color that a more mature soprano might, in this performance, but her upper range is so much brighter. She hits those high notes like a bell, instead of a gong, which some people find preferable.
Men, before that .. ... By: rbknosa. on 14 Feb 10, 14:05:22 Men, before that ....I mean before I'd got aquainted with Celtic songs.... I've been not sure whether girls are able to do.... anything.
Awesome!!!
You have too mary ' ... By: jeflossie. on 13 Feb 10, 20:36:01 You have too mary 'r' s in her name anyway. I was going to say 'what a twit' but I wont. Hayley sings it well. The following is mindless crap--
This whole Crossover muzak trend is alarming. It sterilises Classical music into? a hollow commercial product and neuters the original artistic meaning.Jenkins and Bocelli do the same to Classical-both also never sung in ONE opera anywhere!
Regardless of if ... By: blueyedboy84. on 09 Feb 10, 16:21:06 Regardless of if she's a conventional opera singer or not Westernra sings this,yes prettily- but with no real depth.This whole Crossover muzak trend is alarming. It sterilises Classical music into a hollow commercial product and neuters the original artistic meaning.Jenkins and Bocelli do the same to Classical-both also never sung in ONE opera anywhere!
@anassoralosi ... By: eurydicejones. on 09 Feb 10, 02:05:01 @anassoralosi you're also a nitwit
....the title is ... By: anassoralosi. on 07 Feb 10, 18:36:42 ....the title is wrong...it's LASCIA and not laschia...
anyway, she is not a opera singer, so it's obvious that we can't expect her to sing as Emma Kirkby!!but i think she did a good job....i like her italian pronunciation...
(i'm italian and i'm studing to become a professional opera singer..)
@hcb1996-I do think ... By: luciapopp1. on 31 Jan 10, 02:18:10 @hcb1996-I do think Westernra has a lovely voice but not suited? to Handel-she needs more expressive weight.Sorry if I offended you. Serious genuine question-do u like Rebecca Outram doing this aria +any others eg.Damrau in my videos? You might like C. Sampson in my Pergolesi video-also lovely +pure.Emma Kirkby is legendary..
@luciapopp1 shut up ... By: hcb196. on 30 Jan 10, 21:12:48 @luciapopp1 shut up, hayley is phenomenal. she has the most beautiful voice. so don't even go there.
Westernra sanitises ... By: luciapopp1. on 29 Jan 10, 01:09:48 Westernra sanitises Handel into muzak.All the raw intensity of Handel's writing is removed in a sea of bland Crossover .Westernra is as expressive as a tablecloth. Di Donato,Damrau,Sampson are far better Handel singers with real expression-see my videos.If u like a pure singer with more expression Emma Kirkby is great.Rebecca Outram-pure soprano- does a much better Pianga than the above.
so talented!!! By: hcb196. on 26 Jan 10, 23:31:05 so talented!!!
@FireLancet and ... By: tennnisfunk. on 22 Jan 10, 11:14:34 @FireLancet and coupled with Hayley Westenra's magical voice.. sighhhh (:
..Lascia ch' io ... By: maggiekimmy. on 19 Jan 10, 20:42:26 ..Lascia ch' io pianga la cruda sorte e che sospiri la libertà...
she should have ... By: AsatorTOX. on 11 Jan 10, 03:22:16 she should have taken that role
@sporttygurl
oui, ... By: minicocomi. on 09 Jan 10, 22:22:36 @sporttygurl
oui, si beau !
simply beautiful.... By: sporttygurl. on 21 Dec 09, 21:09:47 simply beautiful....
Gaelic is shear ... By: FireLancet. on 14 Dec 09, 04:57:08 Gaelic is shear beauty in it's most crystaline form... 5/5
in Italian is ... By: Dad4life94. on 26 Nov 09, 20:07:17 in Italian is Lascia ch'io pianga...
Hayley sighhh (L) By: Capitanohar. on 24 Nov 09, 02:17:41 Hayley sighhh (L)
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